Actual canon scene from Episode VIII
[somewhere on a First Order Star Destroyer, in Kylo's chambers]
Kylo Ren: [imitating Rey] No, no please, leave me alone! [deep voice] No, you are mine. [imitating Finn] Not so fast Ren. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey!
Kylo Ren: [deep voice] Now you are going to die. [knocks Finn] And you too! [knocks Poe] Now, Rey, at last we are alone.
Kylo Ren: [imitiating Rey] No, no, I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone... and yet, I find you strangely attractive...
Kylo Ren: [deep voice] Of course you do. Scavengers are always attracted to scars and power, and I have both.
[Door opens]
Phasma: Master Ren!
Kylo Ren: [gathering his dolls to his chest] What?!
Phasma: You're needed on the bridge.
Kylo Ren: Knock on my door, knock next time!
Phasma: Yes, sir.
Kylo Ren: Did you see anything?
Phasma: No, sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Kylo Ren: Good!
  1. regencyseabather reblogged this from luminoustico
  2. luminoustico reblogged this from fcrcebond
  3. missbingu reblogged this from fcrcebond
  4. thewayofthetrashcompactor reblogged this from luminoustico
  5. malinrog-blog reblogged this from luminoustico
  6. ihavenolifedottcom reblogged this from luminoustico
  7. benreyreylolove said: This is funny and brillant. I love the comic one with Hux being the one that comes in and it’s more comical the way Kylo just screams “WHAT!?” then the rest.
  8. benreyreylolove reblogged this from perrydowning
  9. fcrcebond posted this

links

tags

stats



about

literally use whatever pronouns you want: he/she/it/they. jewish.

i block the tags #anti reylo, #homophobia, and all of their variants, so please be mindful!

also, if you would like me to tag something, or have something to add to one of my posts, feel free to message me via pm or ask!